For any person existing in the 21st century, it is impossible to not know about memes (except for our old-fashioned parents). So, what are these? In simple words; these are incidents put into words that anyone who reads them can relate to and they are usually the most obvious yet unspoken dilemmas of our lives. In the world of fitness such instances exist too, they haven’t been put into memes yet I guess but anyone who is a part of this world will be able to understand some moments than can be clearly termed as awkward for the one going through any one of them.
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The Day After Leg Day
So, you had a strenuous leg workout, maybe it was your first time working out, maybe you worked out after a while or you tried a new exercise; whichever it is, you worked your lower body and now it hurts so much that you can’t even manage to sit on a toilet and soney pe suhaga if the toilet is an eastern commode; then you are in for it. You can’t go up and down on the stairs like a human, you can’t sit on a chair because just positioning yourself to sit is more painful than standing the whole time and then people ask you: kia hogaya? And you simply smile painfully and say: it was leg day yesterday. End of story.
Muscle Soreness
It’s leg soreness, but all over the body. You’ve exercised your bum, back, abs, arms and any remaining part of your anatomy and now you can’t walk, can’t take a decent shit, can’t laugh without feeling the urge to die. You ache all over and everybody notices it because every movement you make seems like a slow-mo action scene from The Matrix. While you are laughing, you hold your stomach and oblique region because it hurts.
Staring Unnecessarily At Other Peoples Bodies
We desi peeps stare at people without having a reason to do so. Same is the case here, whether we are in the process of transforming our body or we’ve reached our destination, we still look at other people and think of weird things like: “she doesn’t look like she works out yet her legs are so nice, why is this person so thin without even trying, I bet his/her body isn’t toned, toned is what matters, that person needs to take care of his/her body” And believe me, none of these statements make it to our lips, we’re practically talking to ourselves at this point and when you realize that you might just be behaving like a pervert, things become awkward.
The Debacle At The Dinner Table
Our Pakistani menus don’t have the category of “Kha ke motey nahi honge” foods so basically anything we eat could go the wrong direction because eating in moderation is not our thing. So, when we are at the dinner table, whether at our own place, or at somebody else’s buffet; we are made to make the most difficult decision of our lives and that is what to eat, because nobody cares about our weight loss efforts and eating is the only available option, the day suddenly becomes cheat day. #FOODDAY
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